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Welcome to Caern Convos! For those of you unfamiliar with this, it's aimed as an at least monthly newsletter of IC events, the kind of events that the Galliards and others should be talking about around the fire or in everyday conversation. It's fueled solely by player submissions--written by you, for you! (For more info, see the URL:
 
 
http://www.io.com/~alix/Garou/CC/info.html
 
 
 
If you notice something missing or grossly inaccurate in Caern Convos that you'd liked to be added in, please don't bother to try to send in a correction, because this is all a joke. Enjoy April Fools!
 
If you notice something missing or grossly inaccurate in Caern Convos that you'd liked to be added in, please don't bother to try to send in a correction, because this is all a joke. Enjoy April Fools!
   
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==CAERN/WYLD==
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The Guardans have been talking about an alarming finding recently. While on patrol, they have found empty plastic bottles, rubber gloves, empty tubes which resemble miniature toothpaste containers, and smears of brown stinky chemicals. They are baffled as to what may be the cause, but there is speculation that the Bawn may being used as a medical waste dump.
   
CAERN/WYLD
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Robert has been seen a sporting a new, stylish head of rich mahogany hair and overheard to be whistling the "Just for Men" jingle.
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The Guardans have been talking about an alarming finding recently. While
 
on patrol, they have found empty plastic bottles, rubber gloves,
 
empty tubes which resemble miniature toothpaste containers, and
 
smears of brown stinky chemicals. They are baffled as to what
 
may be the cause, but there is speculation that the Bawn may being
 
used as a medical waste dump.
 
Robert has been seen a sporting a new, stylish head of rich mahogany hair
 
and overheard to be whistling the "Just for Men" jingle.
 
   
   
CITY
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==CITY==
 
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Kyle has opened a new eatery on the waterfront, featuring such
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Kyle has opened a new eatery on the waterfront, featuring such menu items as steak tartare, sashimi, and his specialty, mystery meat marinated in a little tobasco sauce.
menu items as steak tartare, sashimi, and his specialty, mystery
 
meat marinated in a little tobasco sauce.
 
   
   
PEOPLE
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==PEOPLE==
 
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The news of a theft is moving like wildfire through the Sept.
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The news of a theft is moving like wildfire through the Sept. While sleeping off a giant drunk in the Caern after the equinox, some cunning Garou, probably a ragabash, made off with the Alpha's favorite collection of tiny war trophies that he kept on a thong around his neck. While staggering out after the perpetrator, someone *swears* they heard him mutter, "They're always after my lucky charms."
While sleeping off a giant drunk in the Caern after the equinox, some
 
cunning Garou, probably a ragabash, made off with the Alpha's
 
favorite collection of tiny war trophies that he kept on a thong
 
around his neck. While staggering out after the perpetrator, someone
 
*swears* they heard him mutter, "They're always after my lucky
 
charms."
 
   
   
PACKS
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==PACKS==
 
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The Supreme Court today declared the Sept of the Hidden Walk to be
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The Supreme Court today declared the Sept of the Hidden Walk to be a vertical monopoly. A federal judge will oversee the breakup of the huge conglomerate into more competitive units to foster a free market society as the Founding Fathers intended.
a vertical monopoly. A federal judge will oversee the breakup
 
of the huge conglomerate into more competitive units to foster
 
a free market society as the Founding Fathers intended.
 
   
   
CUBS
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==CUBS==
 
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Another trouble, angst-filled, doubting cub was brought to the
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Another trouble, angst-filled, doubting cub was brought to the Farmhouse this month by some well-meaning Garou who promptly proceeded to erect the SEP field and was never seen or heard from again.
Farmhouse this month by some well-meaning Garou who promptly
 
proceeded to erect the SEP field and was never seen or heard
 
from again.
 
   
   
CHALLENGES
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==CHALLENGES==
 
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Megan has Challenged Quiet for the rank of Adren. Terms are unclear, but
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Megan has Challenged Quiet for the rank of Adren. Terms are unclear, but it has set off a massive philosophical discussion of whether or not the Sept's longest term resident will override the tradition of Megan's Adren's Challengees disappearing within two months after the Challenge has been issued. (Very similar to a favorite Glass Walker discussion about what would happen if the Star Wars stormtroopers who can never hit anything were made to fight Star Trek redshirts who always get killed).
it has set off a massive philosophical discussion of whether or not
 
the Sept's longest term resident will override the tradition of
 
Megan's Adren's Challengees disappearing within two months after
 
the Challenge has been issued. (Very similar to a favorite Glass
 
Walker discussion about what would happen if the Star Wars stormtroopers
 
who can never hit anything were made to fight Star Trek redshirts
 
who always get killed).
 
   
   
DEATHS
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==DEATHS==
 
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The Verbena mage turned Nephandi turned Demon turned Wraith, Amanda, was
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The Verbena mage turned Nephandi turned Demon turned Wraith, Amanda, was killed again, twice, in a spectacular and dramatic fashion that is sure to be forgotten in a year or so.
killed again, twice, in a spectacular and dramatic fashion that is sure
 
to be forgotten in a year or so.
 
   
   
MOOT
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==MOOT==
 
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The Uktena theurge, Duskreader, returned to the Caern for this month's
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The Uktena theurge, Duskreader, returned to the Caern for this month's Moot. Unaware of the Hidden Walk's new affiliation, he raised a mighty howl to Buffalo, Magpie, and Cougar that stunned every Wyrm and Weaver spirit in the tri-state area. A massive revel ensued which cleared out not only every bane in St. Claire, but also in Seattle. A weepingly grateful Grey Sky has committed to building the first Umbral Starbucks in St. Claire at the corner of Silver and Oriental to commemorate the event.
Moot. Unaware of the Hidden Walk's new affiliation, he raised
 
a mighty howl to Buffalo, Magpie, and Cougar that stunned every
 
Wyrm and Weaver spirit in the tri-state area. A massive revel
 
ensued which cleared out not only every bane in St. Claire, but
 
also in Seattle. A weepingly grateful Grey Sky has committed
 
to building the first Umbral Starbucks in St. Claire at the
 
corner of Silver and Oriental to commemorate the event.
 

Revision as of 23:54, September 29, 2006

If you notice something missing or grossly inaccurate in Caern Convos that you'd liked to be added in, please don't bother to try to send in a correction, because this is all a joke. Enjoy April Fools!

- Megan


MARCH

CAERN/WYLD


The Guardans have been talking about an alarming finding recently. While on patrol, they have found empty plastic bottles, rubber gloves, empty tubes which resemble miniature toothpaste containers, and smears of brown stinky chemicals. They are baffled as to what may be the cause, but there is speculation that the Bawn may being used as a medical waste dump.

Robert has been seen a sporting a new, stylish head of rich mahogany hair and overheard to be whistling the "Just for Men" jingle.


CITY


Kyle has opened a new eatery on the waterfront, featuring such menu items as steak tartare, sashimi, and his specialty, mystery meat marinated in a little tobasco sauce.


PEOPLE


The news of a theft is moving like wildfire through the Sept. While sleeping off a giant drunk in the Caern after the equinox, some cunning Garou, probably a ragabash, made off with the Alpha's favorite collection of tiny war trophies that he kept on a thong around his neck. While staggering out after the perpetrator, someone *swears* they heard him mutter, "They're always after my lucky charms."


PACKS


The Supreme Court today declared the Sept of the Hidden Walk to be a vertical monopoly. A federal judge will oversee the breakup of the huge conglomerate into more competitive units to foster a free market society as the Founding Fathers intended.


CUBS


Another trouble, angst-filled, doubting cub was brought to the Farmhouse this month by some well-meaning Garou who promptly proceeded to erect the SEP field and was never seen or heard from again.


CHALLENGES


Megan has Challenged Quiet for the rank of Adren. Terms are unclear, but it has set off a massive philosophical discussion of whether or not the Sept's longest term resident will override the tradition of Megan's Adren's Challengees disappearing within two months after the Challenge has been issued. (Very similar to a favorite Glass Walker discussion about what would happen if the Star Wars stormtroopers who can never hit anything were made to fight Star Trek redshirts who always get killed).


DEATHS


The Verbena mage turned Nephandi turned Demon turned Wraith, Amanda, was killed again, twice, in a spectacular and dramatic fashion that is sure to be forgotten in a year or so.


MOOT


The Uktena theurge, Duskreader, returned to the Caern for this month's Moot. Unaware of the Hidden Walk's new affiliation, he raised a mighty howl to Buffalo, Magpie, and Cougar that stunned every Wyrm and Weaver spirit in the tri-state area. A massive revel ensued which cleared out not only every bane in St. Claire, but also in Seattle. A weepingly grateful Grey Sky has committed to building the first Umbral Starbucks in St. Claire at the corner of Silver and Oriental to commemorate the event.

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