- Name: Felix Szkarpiak, ~Chews-up-Steel-and-Spits-out-Nails~
- Former Names: As cub, ~Den-Lurker~, ~Never-Goes-Out~.
- Gender: Male
- Breed: Homid
- Auspice: Philodox
- Tribe: Shadow Lords
- Rank: Cliath (1)
- Date of Birth: 11 January 1988
- Packs: Stormfront
- Positions: None
- Creation Date: 12 April 2007
- Creation Rank: Cliath (1)
- Departure Date: 31 December 2007
Notes: Felix, originally from the Sept of the Painted Rocks in Montana, came to town in pursuit of Lefty, in order to accuse her of breaching the litany in that sept. In attempting to whip up support for the charges, he made few friends and several enemies, and had half his face ripped off by KL. He made no secret of his opinion that the Hidden Walk was a weak sept that had turned away from the true path and needed drastic action. With Lefty finally punished, albeit not as strictly as Felix thought she deserved, he decided to remain at the Sept of the Hidden Walk in order to bring what he saw as some much-needed hardline justice to it.
He became a member of Stormfront with other Shadow Lords, and for a while he made himself fairly unpopular with the sept in general due to his coldness and uncompromising nature. However, the death in battle of his packmate and closest friend Anvilhead in late 2007 seemed to give him a jolt. In the wake of this he released Lefty from her punishment, and began to make some efforts to appear less of a heartless bastard, with mixed success.
In particular he struck up a somewhat unlikely friendship with Salee of the Glass Walkers, with whom he was seen frequently towards the end of 2007, and with her tribemate Chris whom he took fighting lessons from. He remained on poor terms with many garou, however, particularly KL and most female garou except Salee, and when he was warned off becoming too close to Salee by Salem, a fight broke out between the two philodoxes, and Felix was slain by Salem on the stairs of the Glass Walkers' house on East Bridge Street on the last day of 2007.